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Cullen's favorite Lord of the Rings characters:

Edward - Samwise the Brave

Alice - Legolas

Rosalie - Eowyn

Emmett - Gimli

Jasper - Aragorn

Carlisle - Gandalf

Esme - Frodo (or possibly Sam as well)

Bella - hasn't seen the movies and doesn't understand why the Cullens will sometimes dramatically look at each other and say "Manflesh" in that creepy voice.

I'm sure Ian Mckellen would love it so much. Gandalf the pink !

One day, Aragorn shows up with blue hair. Not fully blue, just a few streaks.

Naturally, Legolas immediately decides that he has to dye his hair because no one can have more fabulous hair than him. He dyes it green. It looks pretty good.

This fad goes through the Fellowship, Gimli bleaching his hair and doing purple streaks, Frodo goes with some tasteful blue tips, Sam matches Legolas with some green streaks (“Us plant lovers have to stick together, Mr. Elf.”), Merry and Pippin squabble over it but eventually Merry gets red highlights and Pippin gets orange streaks. Boromir gets blue to match Aragorn.

The real shock comes a week later when Gandalf shows up with ombré pink ends.

Pippin immediately insists on changing his hair to match.

Eventually, the entire Fellowship has some amount of pink hair. Legolas went all out and dyed all his hair pink.

Thranduil was furious.

Pareil, j'ai revu cet épisode il y a quelques jours et I was shooked !

Alors

J'AVAIS OUBLIÉ QUE PERCEVAL À ÉTÉ TROUVÉ BÉBÉ DANS UN CERCLE DE CULTURE........

Je veux voir la destinée de Perceval. Et fissa. (Looking at you AA)

Exactement 😭

Dédicace à toutes les personnes qui ont pris peur parce qu'ils ont crus que Venec était couvert de sang dans le trailer mais que c'était du jus de dattes, on est ensemble les amis on est ensemble

*RESOLVED* It was Rosalie enigma

Hi ! I search a fanfiction that I've read some months ago. It was a Rosalie x Bella, multi-chapters. Bella was neglicted by both her parents because she was born with a penis even is she's a girl. She was raised by a kind woman in the poor part of Phoenix. At the end she become best buddies with Aro I think. It was well written, fun but not totally a crack-fic.

I think it has been removed from AO3, if someone know what it is or even has it, it would be really appreciated 😁

Allez les tagazous ! On signe et on partage !

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Kaamelott premier volet version longue !!!

I made a post about vampire physiology and it include the sparkling, if you want to see it and debate, just go on my profile :)

Random part of vampire physiology I decide to be mad about today: why do they only sparkle in direct sunlight??? Like the rays of the sun are still the same if it comes through the clouds the f???

Je suis pas d'accord avec la loi sur le burkini et je pense que les femmes adultes devraient avoir le droit de porter le voile si elles le souhaitent. En revanche, les burqas dissimulant le visage, les yeux et la moindre parcelle de peau me derangent. Et je pense que, quelle que soit la religion, cela ne concerne que le croyant et ses proches, que c'est un choix qui doit être fait en toute conscience une fois adulte et que ça n'a pas sa place à l'école publique. Si quelqu'un souhaite que son enfant vive sa scolarité de façon religieuse, il y a les écoles religieuses (catholique, hebraique ou coranique).

Pour ton information je suis à 100% athée, donc c'est vraiment étrange pour moi de voir des gens exiger une adaptation de la société en fonction de leurs croyances. Ça me semble aussi logique que si certains exigeaient une modification de la société selon la volonté de leur ami imaginaire. Ça peut avoir de l'importance dans le privé, mais ça doit rester dans le privé.

Comme pour les coincés cathos qui manifestaient contre le mariage pour tous car c'était contre leur religion. Cet argument a de la valeur pour eux mais ne doit pas en avoir pour la société.

How did I not hear about France banning hijabs? What’s going on?

long story short, there’s legislation in the process of being passed that would

ban girls under 18 from wearing any form of religious head covering in public, and although it’s obviously aimed at muslim women, it would also affect other faith groups that practice similar forms of modest dress

ban islamic swimwear in schools and public (there is already a modest swimwear ban in place at public beaches, this just extends it)

ban mothers wearing hijab from entering schools or participating in school field trips or extra curriculars

ban the slaughter of halal poultry - the cheapest and most easily accessible form of meat protein for the muslim community

extend school hijab bans to universities

prevent muslim women from choosing healthcare providers based on gender (which many muslim women prefer to do, since many exams require removal of clothing, etc)

ban muslim parents from homeschooling

force halal markets to sell pork and alcohol or face closure

ban foreign flags at weddings

“the visibility of the flag” by @ricciartrace

based on “the birth of the flag” by henry mosler (1911)

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