I Love My Momma

”my dog is hydrodynamic” - my friend

“This is a Christian establishment, no homo sapiens allowed”

-My friend during lunch today

Welcome

I would be truly grateful if you could help me with a donation in order to save my children and my family from the dangers of war and death in Gaza and escape to a safe place

Please Share Or Replog Or Donate For My Family 🙏

https://gofund.me/0511f253

Hello! I am unable to donate, but I wish you all the best of luck💖

Thank god for titties and pasta

my friend: PSAT

me with an auditory processing disorder: STD???

to all of you lovely folks who reblog this pleasE TELL ME WHY THIS IS FUNNY I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY OME WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND AN INSIDE JOKE EVEN THO IM THE ONE WHO MADE IT😭😭😭

Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard

The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)

I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing

ya know, I feel like we need more metal/hard rock band tees that are, like, cute pastel colors for girlies like me who like to wear cutesy things but also like metal/hard rock. Like, a Korn or Rob Zombie band shirt but it’s pink :)

Hot take: Abigail looks like rarity

You’re the rata to my touille